Unicorn #3404
Versetrot the Almost-Tame
Versetrot the Almost-Tame once napped through a thunderstorm in Honeyfall Meadow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as serene, twirly, and somehow always slightly dreamy. Sponsor Versetrot the Almost-Tame and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the honeyfall meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Versetrot fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Versetrot the Almost-Tame
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Versetrot fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Versetrot the Almost-Tame
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Versetrot fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Versetrot the Almost-Tame
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