Unicorn #0089
Spritzerjig the Stargazer
Spritzerjig the Stargazer once napped through a thunderstorm in Honeyfall Meadow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Their gift — they dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. If sponsored, Spritzerjig the Stargazer promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble starfruit jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerjig fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzerjig the Stargazer
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerjig fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzerjig the Stargazer
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerjig fact of the day: dispels nightmares within a 10-foot radius is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerjig the Stargazer
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