Unicorn #0022
Squall the Polite
Squall the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in Honeyfall Meadow. They are best known for being loud-snickering and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. If sponsored, Squall the Polite promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Squall the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised predicts the weather to within seven minutes for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Squall the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Squall the Polite
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