Unicorn #0022
Squall the Polite
Squall the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in Honeyfall Meadow. They are best known for being loud-snickering and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. If sponsored, Squall the Polite promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Squall the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like peachy meadow muffins, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Squall the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Squall the Polite
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