Unicorn #0022
Squall the Polite
Squall the Polite was born under a triple rainbow in Honeyfall Meadow. They are best known for being loud-snickering and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. If sponsored, Squall the Polite promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble peachy meadow muffins.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the honeyfall meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Squall the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Squall the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake peachy meadow muffins but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Squall fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Squall the Polite
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