Unicorn #2359
Stanzacuddle
Stanzacuddle appeared one morning in Honeyfall Meadow, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being silly and for the way they can make any plant bloom on demand. Favorite snack: marshmallow timothy hay. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzacuddle fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Stanzacuddle
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzacuddle fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stanzacuddle
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzacuddle fact of the day: can make any plant bloom on demand is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had marshmallow timothy hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Stanzacuddle
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