Unicorn #2501
Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet
Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet appeared one morning in Honeyfall Meadow, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously extroverted and sparkly-tempered, they spend most afternoons befriends the shyest squirrels. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like wildflower honey, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌟. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake wildflower honey but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet
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