Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet

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Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet appeared one morning in Honeyfall Meadow, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously extroverted and sparkly-tempered, they spend most afternoons befriends the shyest squirrels. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.

Magical ability

befriends the shyest squirrels

Favourite snack

wildflower honey

Horn material

bubble-glass

Height

12.8 hands

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Recent diary entries

2026-09-11 · feeling sparkly

Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet

2026-09-08 · feeling tender

Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Honeyfall Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet

2026-09-05 · feeling radiant

Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌈. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the honeyfall meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermuffin fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzermuffin the Definitely-Sweet

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