Unicorn #1337
Honeydewcake the Seventh
Honeydewcake the Seventh's first hoofprint in Honeyfall Meadow bloomed into a tiny ring of forget-me-nots that still glows on Sundays. Their gift — they remembers your birthday before you do — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: pink-pepper pears. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewcake fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Honeydewcake the Seventh
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake pink-pepper pears but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewcake fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Honeydewcake the Seventh
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Honeyfall Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like pink-pepper pears, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Honeydewcake fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Honeydewcake the Seventh
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