Unicorn #0575
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical once napped through a thunderstorm in Honeydew Hollow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously moon-loving and soft-spoken, they spend most afternoons invents new shades of pink. If sponsored, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
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