Unicorn #0575
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical once napped through a thunderstorm in Honeydew Hollow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously moon-loving and soft-spoken, they spend most afternoons invents new shades of pink. If sponsored, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Honeydew Hollow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
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