Unicorn #0575
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical once napped through a thunderstorm in Honeydew Hollow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Famously moon-loving and soft-spoken, they spend most afternoons invents new shades of pink. If sponsored, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Honeydew Hollow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Honeydew Hollow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like meringue mushrooms, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriadance fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Wisteriadance the Slightly-Theatrical
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