Unicorn #0037
Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire
Legend has it Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Honeydew Hollow. They are best known for being clumsy-but-charming and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. If sponsored, Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake glitter granola but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkbow fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like glitter granola, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkbow fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling dreamy ✨. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Buttermilkbow fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Buttermilkbow of the Sparkle Mire
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