Unicorn #1329
Custard the Brave
Custard the Brave appeared one morning in Honeydew Hollow, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as graceful, thoughtful, and somehow always slightly sleepy. Custard the Brave writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ✨. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the honeydew hollow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Custard fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Custard the Brave
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy ⭐. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Custard fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Custard the Brave
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above Honeydew Hollow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Custard fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Custard the Brave
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