Unicorn #2807
Zephyrvale the Polite
Zephyrvale the Polite once napped through a thunderstorm in the Halcyon Hollow and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as observant, sparkly-tempered, and somehow always slightly exuberant. Zephyrvale the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cherry-blossom mochi.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrvale fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cherry-blossom mochi for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Zephyrvale the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised untangles knots, including emotional ones for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrvale fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cherry-blossom mochi for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Zephyrvale the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Halcyon Hollow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrvale fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cherry-blossom mochi for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Zephyrvale the Polite
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