Unicorn #1288
Zephyrember the Patient
Legend has it Zephyrember the Patient hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cloudfern Valley. Their gift — they predicts the weather to within seven minutes — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: peachy meadow muffins. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Zephyrember the Patient
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised predicts the weather to within seven minutes for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Zephyrember the Patient
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Zephyrember the Patient
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