Unicorn #1288
Zephyrember the Patient
Legend has it Zephyrember the Patient hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cloudfern Valley. Their gift — they predicts the weather to within seven minutes — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: peachy meadow muffins. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake peachy meadow muffins but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Zephyrember the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Zephyrember the Patient
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Zephyrember the Patient
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