Unicorn #1288
Zephyrember the Patient
Legend has it Zephyrember the Patient hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cloudfern Valley. Their gift — they predicts the weather to within seven minutes — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: peachy meadow muffins. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Zephyrember the Patient
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like peachy meadow muffins, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Zephyrember the Patient
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Cloudfern Valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Zephyrember fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had peachy meadow muffins for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Zephyrember the Patient
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