Unicorn #2448
Wisteriapie
Wisteriapie was born under a triple rainbow in Mooncress Field. Famously silly and mischievous, they spend most afternoons predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Wisteriapie writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about aurora-pop popcorn.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above Mooncress Field is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriapie fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Wisteriapie
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above Mooncress Field is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Mooncress Field, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriapie fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Wisteriapie
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above Mooncress Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriapie fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Wisteriapie
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