Unicorn #2070
Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer
Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer was born under a triple rainbow in Daisy-step Ridge. They are best known for being observant and for the way they invents new shades of pink. If sponsored, Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble pink-pepper pears.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above Daisy-step Ridge is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised invents new shades of pink for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriamuffin fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Daisy-step Ridge is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriamuffin fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Daisy-step Ridge is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like pink-pepper pears, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriamuffin fact of the day: invents new shades of pink is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Wisteriamuffin the Dreamer
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