Unicorn #2434
Wisteriaheart
On the morning of their first sneeze, Wisteriaheart accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Their gift — they leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Wisteriaheart writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about firefly fudge.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake firefly fudge but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriaheart fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Wisteriaheart
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriaheart fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Wisteriaheart
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Wisteriaheart fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had firefly fudge for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Wisteriaheart
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