Unicorn #2540
Velvethoof
Velvethoof appeared one morning in the Quiet Quartz Quarry, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being graceful and for the way they remembers your birthday before you do. Velvethoof writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about sun-dried strawberries.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Velvethoof fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Velvethoof
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 💫. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Velvethoof fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Velvethoof
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Velvethoof fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Velvethoof
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