Unicorn #0586
Tourmalinecrumb
Legend has it Tourmalinecrumb hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cloudfern Valley. Locals describe them as silly, whimsical, and somehow always slightly rain-curious. Favorite snack: honeycomb biscuits. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like honeycomb biscuits, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tourmalinecrumb fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tourmalinecrumb
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Cloudfern Valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tourmalinecrumb fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Tourmalinecrumb
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tourmalinecrumb fact of the day: turns morning dew into edible candy is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tourmalinecrumb
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