Unicorn #1844
Topiaryvale
Topiaryvale was born under a triple rainbow in the Crystal Brookside. Famously goofy and meditative, they spend most afternoons leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing. Topiaryvale writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about maple snowflakes.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Topiaryvale
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified 🌟. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Topiaryvale
Hello you, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Topiaryvale
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