Unicorn #1844
Topiaryvale
Topiaryvale was born under a triple rainbow in the Crystal Brookside. Famously goofy and meditative, they spend most afternoons leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing. Topiaryvale writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about maple snowflakes.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Topiaryvale
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Topiaryvale
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryvale fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had maple snowflakes for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Topiaryvale
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