Unicorn #0289
Topiarymuffin
Topiarymuffin once napped through a thunderstorm in the Crystal Brookside and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as theatrical, observant, and somehow always slightly shy. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake honeycomb biscuits but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiarymuffin fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Topiarymuffin
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the crystal brookside fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiarymuffin fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Topiarymuffin
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiarymuffin fact of the day: plays harmonica with their tail is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Topiarymuffin
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