Unicorn #0562
Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Legend has it Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cherry-blossom Pasture. Their gift — they untangles knots, including emotional ones — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about aurora-pop popcorn.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like aurora-pop popcorn, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake aurora-pop popcorn but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
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