Unicorn #0562
Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Legend has it Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cherry-blossom Pasture. Their gift — they untangles knots, including emotional ones — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about aurora-pop popcorn.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised untangles knots, including emotional ones for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: untangles knots, including emotional ones is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Topiaryfizz the Almost-Tame
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