Unicorn #2383
Topiaryfizz
On the morning of their first sneeze, Topiaryfizz accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as cuddly, moon-loving, and somehow always slightly playful. Sponsor Topiaryfizz and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had whisper-mint leaves for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Topiaryfizz
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had whisper-mint leaves for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Topiaryfizz
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Snapdragon Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Topiaryfizz fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had whisper-mint leaves for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Topiaryfizz
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