Unicorn #2136
Toffeewing
On the morning of their first sneeze, Toffeewing accidentally invented a new constellation over Mistletoe Meadow. Famously tender and melodic, they spend most afternoons translates birdsong into thoughtful advice. If sponsored, Toffeewing promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Toffeewing fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Toffeewing
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the mistletoe meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Toffeewing fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Toffeewing
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Toffeewing fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Toffeewing
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