Unicorn #1993
Tiramisujig
On the morning of their first sneeze, Tiramisujig accidentally invented a new constellation over the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as gentle, energetic, and somehow always slightly philosophical. If sponsored, Tiramisujig promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble fairy-floss apples.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the crystal brookside fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tiramisujig fact of the day: smells thunder approaching is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Tiramisujig
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised smells thunder approaching for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tiramisujig fact of the day: smells thunder approaching is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Tiramisujig
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I practised smells thunder approaching for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tiramisujig fact of the day: smells thunder approaching is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Tiramisujig
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