Unicorn #3445
Tinkerflake the Polite
Tinkerflake the Polite arrived in the Periwinkle Paddock on the back of a particularly polite breeze. Locals describe them as graceful, clumsy-but-charming, and somehow always slightly sassy. Favorite snack: twinkle-cake. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake twinkle-cake but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerflake fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tinkerflake the Polite
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly ✨. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerflake fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Tinkerflake the Polite
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Periwinkle Paddock, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerflake fact of the day: can drink tea without spilling, ever is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Tinkerflake the Polite
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