Unicorn #1499
Tinkerdance the Third
Tinkerdance the Third was born under a triple rainbow in the Sparklemire. They are best known for being romantic and for the way they leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing. If sponsored, Tinkerdance the Third promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above the Sparklemire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sparklemire, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tinkerdance the Third
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Sparklemire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Tinkerdance the Third
Hi friend, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Sparklemire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Sparklemire, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tinkerdance the Third
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