Unicorn #1499
Tinkerdance the Third
Tinkerdance the Third was born under a triple rainbow in the Sparklemire. They are best known for being romantic and for the way they leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing. If sponsored, Tinkerdance the Third promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble elderflower fizz.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Sparklemire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tinkerdance the Third
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tinkerdance the Third
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tinkerdance fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had elderflower fizz for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Tinkerdance the Third
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