Unicorn #0815
Thistleribbon the Probably-Magical
Legend has it Thistleribbon the Probably-Magical hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Velvet Hollows. Locals describe them as silly, theatrical, and somehow always slightly curious. Favorite snack: lavender shortbread. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Velvet Hollows, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Thistleribbon fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Thistleribbon the Probably-Magical
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake lavender shortbread but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Thistleribbon fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Thistleribbon the Probably-Magical
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌟. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers every kindness ever shown to them for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Thistleribbon fact of the day: remembers every kindness ever shown to them is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had lavender shortbread for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Thistleribbon the Probably-Magical
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