Unicorn #1064
Tempesttide
Tempesttide appeared one morning in Pavlova Plateau, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being clumsy-but-charming and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Tempesttide writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about pink-pepper pears.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like pink-pepper pears, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tempesttide
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Tempesttide
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tempesttide
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