Unicorn #1064
Tempesttide
Tempesttide appeared one morning in Pavlova Plateau, tail-first, very politely confused. They are best known for being clumsy-but-charming and for the way they predicts the weather to within seven minutes. Tempesttide writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about pink-pepper pears.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake pink-pepper pears but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Tempesttide
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like pink-pepper pears, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Tempesttide
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tempesttide fact of the day: predicts the weather to within seven minutes is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had pink-pepper pears for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Tempesttide
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