Unicorn #3085
Taphorn
Taphorn was born under a triple rainbow in the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as thoughtful, graceful, and somehow always slightly theatrical. If sponsored, Taphorn promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble butterscotch hay.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Crystal Brookside, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Taphorn
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers your birthday before you do for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Taphorn
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Taphorn
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