Unicorn #3085
Taphorn
Taphorn was born under a triple rainbow in the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as thoughtful, graceful, and somehow always slightly theatrical. If sponsored, Taphorn promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble butterscotch hay.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Taphorn
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I practised remembers your birthday before you do for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Taphorn
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like butterscotch hay, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Taphorn fact of the day: remembers your birthday before you do is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Taphorn
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