Unicorn #0747
Tapgallop the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Tapgallop the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over Mistletoe Meadow. Locals describe them as meditative, theatrical, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Tapgallop the Seventh writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about sun-dried strawberries.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the mistletoe meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Tapgallop the Seventh
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Tapgallop the Seventh
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Tapgallop the Seventh
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