Unicorn #0747
Tapgallop the Seventh
On the morning of their first sneeze, Tapgallop the Seventh accidentally invented a new constellation over Mistletoe Meadow. Locals describe them as meditative, theatrical, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Tapgallop the Seventh writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about sun-dried strawberries.
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Recent diary entries
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tapgallop the Seventh
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like sun-dried strawberries, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tapgallop the Seventh
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tapgallop fact of the day: finds lost socks (and lost confidence) is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tapgallop the Seventh
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