Unicorn #1974
Tangerinecrest the Untangler
On the morning of their first sneeze, Tangerinecrest the Untangler accidentally invented a new constellation over the Marigold Mire. Locals describe them as silly, introverted, and somehow always slightly witty. Favorite snack: wildflower honey. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tangerinecrest fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Tangerinecrest the Untangler
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised can hum perfect harmony with the wind for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tangerinecrest fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Tangerinecrest the Untangler
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised can hum perfect harmony with the wind for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Tangerinecrest fact of the day: can hum perfect harmony with the wind is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had wildflower honey for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Tangerinecrest the Untangler
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