Unicorn #2723
Stratusridge
Stratusridge once napped through a thunderstorm in the Quiet Quartz Quarry and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as goofy, introverted, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Favorite snack: snickerdoodle clover. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Stratusridge
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stratusridge
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake snickerdoodle clover but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Stratusridge
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