Unicorn #2723
Stratusridge
Stratusridge once napped through a thunderstorm in the Quiet Quartz Quarry and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. Locals describe them as goofy, introverted, and somehow always slightly clumsy-but-charming. Favorite snack: snickerdoodle clover. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 🌈. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Stratusridge
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised tastes the colour blue for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Stratusridge
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above the Quiet Quartz Quarry is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratusridge fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had snickerdoodle clover for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Stratusridge
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