Unicorn #1511
Stratushoof
On the morning of their first sneeze, Stratushoof accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as silly, goofy, and somehow always slightly curious. If sponsored, Stratushoof promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Stratushoof
Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Stratushoof
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the snapdragon slope fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Stratushoof
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