Unicorn #1511
Stratushoof
On the morning of their first sneeze, Stratushoof accidentally invented a new constellation over Snapdragon Slope. Locals describe them as silly, goofy, and somehow always slightly curious. If sponsored, Stratushoof promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble meringue mushrooms.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake meringue mushrooms but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Stratushoof
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Stratushoof
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Snapdragon Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratushoof fact of the day: leaves tiny constellations behind when sneezing is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had meringue mushrooms for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Stratushoof
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