Unicorn #1653
Stratuscrinkle
On the morning of their first sneeze, Stratuscrinkle accidentally invented a new constellation over the Marigold Mire. Their gift — they can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: twinkle-cake. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above the Marigold Mire is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratuscrinkle fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Stratuscrinkle
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the marigold mire fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratuscrinkle fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stratuscrinkle
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Marigold Mire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stratuscrinkle fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had twinkle-cake for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Stratuscrinkle
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