Unicorn #1302
Stormplume the Almost-Tame
On the morning of their first sneeze, Stormplume the Almost-Tame accidentally invented a new constellation over Lavender Loft. Their gift — they knows where every lost button has gone — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: dewberry tart. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Lavender Loft is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stormplume fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Stormplume the Almost-Tame
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above Lavender Loft is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Lavender Loft, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stormplume fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Stormplume the Almost-Tame
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above Lavender Loft is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like dewberry tart, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stormplume fact of the day: knows where every lost button has gone is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had dewberry tart for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stormplume the Almost-Tame
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