Unicorn #3522
Stanzawing the Songkeeper
On the morning of their first sneeze, Stanzawing the Songkeeper accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sparklemire. Locals describe them as studious, serene, and somehow always slightly dreamy. Stanzawing the Songkeeper writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Sparklemire is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake honeycomb biscuits but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzawing fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stanzawing the Songkeeper
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Sparklemire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzawing fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Stanzawing the Songkeeper
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling serene 🌟. The weather above the Sparklemire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised organises ladybirds by colour, gently for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Stanzawing fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Stanzawing the Songkeeper
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