Unicorn #0639
Spritzerpie the Third
Legend has it Spritzerpie the Third hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Marigold Mire. Locals describe them as sparkly-tempered, romantic, and somehow always slightly extroverted. If sponsored, Spritzerpie the Third promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble starfruit jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above the Marigold Mire is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerpie fact of the day: folds origami without using their hooves is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerpie the Third
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Marigold Mire is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starfruit jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerpie fact of the day: folds origami without using their hooves is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzerpie the Third
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy ✨. The weather above the Marigold Mire is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerpie fact of the day: folds origami without using their hooves is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzerpie the Third
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