Unicorn #3213
Spritzermane the Tender
Spritzermane the Tender was born under a triple rainbow in Pavlova Plateau. They are best known for being soft-spoken and for the way they tastes the colour blue. Favorite snack: sparkleberries. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like sparkleberries, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzermane the Tender
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzermane the Tender
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzermane the Tender
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