Unicorn #3213
Spritzermane the Tender
Spritzermane the Tender was born under a triple rainbow in Pavlova Plateau. They are best known for being soft-spoken and for the way they tastes the colour blue. Favorite snack: sparkleberries. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Pavlova Plateau, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzermane the Tender
Hi friend, I woke up feeling electrified 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Spritzermane the Tender
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Pavlova Plateau, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzermane fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sparkleberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzermane the Tender
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