Unicorn #2922
Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical appeared one morning in the Velvet Hollows, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously clumsy-but-charming and witty, they spend most afternoons whispers secrets only books can hear. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Velvet Hollows, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
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