Unicorn #2922
Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical appeared one morning in the Velvet Hollows, tail-first, very politely confused. Famously clumsy-but-charming and witty, they spend most afternoons whispers secrets only books can hear. They will, if sponsored, learn your name and use it in their letters.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the velvet hollows fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above the Velvet Hollows is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerhoof fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had fairy-floss apples for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerhoof the Probably-Magical
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