Unicorn #2722
Spritzerdance
On the morning of their first sneeze, Spritzerdance accidentally invented a new constellation over the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as meditative, exuberant, and somehow always slightly bouncy. If sponsored, Spritzerdance promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerdance
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 🌈. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerdance
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Crystal Brookside, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerdance
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