Unicorn #2722
Spritzerdance
On the morning of their first sneeze, Spritzerdance accidentally invented a new constellation over the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as meditative, exuberant, and somehow always slightly bouncy. If sponsored, Spritzerdance promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling electrified ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the crystal brookside fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzerdance
Hi friend, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the the crystal brookside fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerdance
Hello you, I woke up feeling silly 💫. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake glitter granola but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerdance
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