Unicorn #2722
Spritzerdance
On the morning of their first sneeze, Spritzerdance accidentally invented a new constellation over the Crystal Brookside. Locals describe them as meditative, exuberant, and somehow always slightly bouncy. If sponsored, Spritzerdance promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble glitter granola.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling radiant ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like glitter granola, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzerdance
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling electrified 🌈. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Spritzerdance
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful ✨. The weather above the Crystal Brookside is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerdance fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had glitter granola for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Spritzerdance
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