Unicorn #2275
Spritzerbreeze
On the morning of their first sneeze, Spritzerbreeze accidentally invented a new constellation over Cloudfern Valley. Their gift — they tastes the colour blue — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. If sponsored, Spritzerbreeze promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble sun-dried strawberries.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Spritzerbreeze
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Spritzerbreeze
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerbreeze
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