Unicorn #2275
Spritzerbreeze
On the morning of their first sneeze, Spritzerbreeze accidentally invented a new constellation over Cloudfern Valley. Their gift — they tastes the colour blue — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. If sponsored, Spritzerbreeze promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble sun-dried strawberries.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake sun-dried strawberries but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Spritzerbreeze
Hello you, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Spritzerbreeze
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above Cloudfern Valley is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Spritzerbreeze fact of the day: tastes the colour blue is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had sun-dried strawberries for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Spritzerbreeze
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