Unicorn #3074
Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture
Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture appeared one morning in Bumbleberry Bank, tail-first, very politely confused. Locals describe them as moon-loving, sleepy, and somehow always slightly kindhearted. If sponsored, Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌈. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbettoes fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture
Hi friend, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbettoes fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture
Hello you, I woke up feeling radiant 🌟. The weather above Bumbleberry Bank is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the bumbleberry bank fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbettoes fact of the day: organises ladybirds by colour, gently is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Sorbettoes of the Cloud Pasture
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