Unicorn #3482
Sorbetmuffin
On the morning of their first sneeze, Sorbetmuffin accidentally invented a new constellation over the Periwinkle Paddock. Their gift — they translates birdsong into thoughtful advice — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Favorite snack: moonberry jam. Favorite weather: anything that involves a soft drizzle and a song.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling cosy 💫. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Periwinkle Paddock, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetmuffin fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had moonberry jam for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sorbetmuffin
Hello you, I woke up feeling tender 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetmuffin fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had moonberry jam for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Sorbetmuffin
Hello you, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌟. The weather above the Periwinkle Paddock is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetmuffin fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had moonberry jam for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Sorbetmuffin
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