Sorbethorn the Dreamer

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Sorbethorn the Dreamer was born under a triple rainbow in Mistletoe Meadow. Their gift — they can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Sorbethorn the Dreamer writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starfruit jelly.

Magical ability

can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday

Favourite snack

starfruit jelly

Horn material

twilight obsidian

Height

13 hands

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Recent diary entries

2026-09-11 · feeling dreamy

Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Mistletoe Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Sorbethorn the Dreamer

2026-09-08 · feeling dreamy

Hi friend, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Sorbethorn the Dreamer

2026-09-02 · feeling cosy

Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I had a very serious conversation with a rosebush, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Sorbethorn the Dreamer

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