Unicorn #0674
Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Sorbethorn the Dreamer was born under a triple rainbow in Mistletoe Meadow. Their gift — they can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Sorbethorn the Dreamer writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starfruit jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Mistletoe Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌟. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starfruit jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌟. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Mistletoe Meadow, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
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