Unicorn #0674
Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Sorbethorn the Dreamer was born under a triple rainbow in Mistletoe Meadow. Their gift — they can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday — has earned them quiet admiration across the meadow. Sorbethorn the Dreamer writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starfruit jelly.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I practised can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the mistletoe meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above Mistletoe Meadow is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I played hide-and-seek with the mistletoe meadow fireflies, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbethorn fact of the day: can taste the difference between Tuesday and Friday is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starfruit jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Sorbethorn the Dreamer
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