Unicorn #1162
Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted
Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted was born under a triple rainbow in the Sugarplum Slope. Locals describe them as graceful, patient, and somehow always slightly twirly. Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about crystallised rainwater.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near the Sugarplum Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetgallop fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly ✨. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetgallop fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like crystallised rainwater, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sorbetgallop fact of the day: translates birdsong into thoughtful advice is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had crystallised rainwater for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Sorbetgallop the Honeyhearted
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