Unicorn #3453
Solsticebow
On the morning of their first sneeze, Solsticebow accidentally invented a new constellation over the Sugarplum Slope. Famously bouncy and clumsy-but-charming, they spend most afternoons speaks fluently to butterflies. If sponsored, Solsticebow promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble butterscotch hay.
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Recent diary entries
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful 🌈. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Solsticebow fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Solsticebow
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Solsticebow fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Solsticebow
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling serene 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Solsticebow fact of the day: speaks fluently to butterflies is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had butterscotch hay for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Solsticebow
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