Unicorn #1880
Sangritacookie the Patient
Sangritacookie the Patient once napped through a thunderstorm in the Sugarplum Slope and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. They are best known for being silly and for the way they translates poetry into starlight. Sangritacookie the Patient writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Sangritacookie the Patient
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender 🌈. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like honeycomb biscuits, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sangritacookie the Patient
Hi friend, I woke up feeling thoughtful 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near the Sugarplum Slope, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Sangritacookie the Patient
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