Unicorn #1880
Sangritacookie the Patient
Sangritacookie the Patient once napped through a thunderstorm in the Sugarplum Slope and woke up with a slightly more sparkly horn. They are best known for being silly and for the way they translates poetry into starlight. Sangritacookie the Patient writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about honeycomb biscuits.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling tender 💫. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Sangritacookie the Patient
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Sangritacookie the Patient
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cosy ⭐. The weather above the Sugarplum Slope is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I taught a tiny bird the chorus of an old lullaby, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sangritacookie fact of the day: translates poetry into starlight is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had honeycomb biscuits for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Sangritacookie the Patient
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