Unicorn #3403
Sagehorn the Radiant
Legend has it Sagehorn the Radiant hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in the Glimmerwood Glade. Famously sassy and cuddly, they spend most afternoons can balance up to 11 marshmallows on their horn. Sagehorn the Radiant writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about starlight oats.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ⭐. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starlight oats, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sagehorn fact of the day: can balance up to 11 marshmallows on their horn is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sagehorn the Radiant
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky ✨. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sagehorn fact of the day: can balance up to 11 marshmallows on their horn is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Sagehorn the Radiant
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above the Glimmerwood Glade is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like starlight oats, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Sagehorn fact of the day: can balance up to 11 marshmallows on their horn is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had starlight oats for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Sagehorn the Radiant
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