Unicorn #1143
Saffronswirl the Whimsical
On the morning of their first sneeze, Saffronswirl the Whimsical accidentally invented a new constellation over Pixie Pad. They are best known for being goofy and for the way they softens any conversation by entering the room. Sponsor Saffronswirl the Whimsical and they'll dedicate one sunrise per week entirely to you.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Pixie Pad is gentle pink mist, which honestly suits the day. I practised softens any conversation by entering the room for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronswirl fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Saffronswirl the Whimsical
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling cosy 🌟. The weather above Pixie Pad is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Pixie Pad, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronswirl fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Saffronswirl the Whimsical
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling thoughtful ⭐. The weather above Pixie Pad is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like rose-petal jelly, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronswirl fact of the day: softens any conversation by entering the room is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had rose-petal jelly for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Saffronswirl the Whimsical
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