Unicorn #2690
Saffronbrook the Polite
Legend has it Saffronbrook the Polite hatched from a sugared starfruit at dawn in Cherry-blossom Pasture. They are best known for being sun-loving and for the way they whispers secrets only books can hear. Saffronbrook the Polite writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about aurora-pop popcorn.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is three small clouds shaped like sheep, which honestly suits the day. I practised whispers secrets only books can hear for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronbrook fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Saffronbrook the Polite
Hello you, I woke up feeling serene 🌈. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronbrook fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Saffronbrook the Polite
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling serene ⭐. The weather above Cherry-blossom Pasture is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I tried to bake aurora-pop popcorn but accidentally invented a new colour, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Saffronbrook fact of the day: whispers secrets only books can hear is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had aurora-pop popcorn for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Saffronbrook the Polite
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