Unicorn #0481
Rubyswirl the Mischievous
On the morning of their first sneeze, Rubyswirl the Mischievous accidentally invented a new constellation over Foxglove Field. Famously sproingy and exuberant, they spend most afternoons breathes glitter when surprised. If sponsored, Rubyswirl the Mischievous promises to think of you fondly every time they nibble cloudberry compote.
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Recent diary entries
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling radiant 💫. The weather above Foxglove Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I discovered a new patch of moonberries near Foxglove Field, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rubyswirl fact of the day: breathes glitter when surprised is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. A whole hoofful of love, Rubyswirl the Mischievous
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling electrified 💫. The weather above Foxglove Field is soft golden drizzle, which honestly suits the day. I practised breathes glitter when surprised for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rubyswirl fact of the day: breathes glitter when surprised is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Rubyswirl the Mischievous
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling silly 🌟. The weather above Foxglove Field is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rubyswirl fact of the day: breathes glitter when surprised is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cloudberry compote for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Rubyswirl the Mischievous
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