Unicorn #2810
Rivercake
On the morning of their first sneeze, Rivercake accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as rain-curious, twirly, and somehow always slightly soft-spoken. Rivercake writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cinnamon clouds.
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Recent diary entries
Hi friend, I woke up feeling silly ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Pavlova Plateau, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Rivercake
Hello you, I woke up feeling dreamy 🌟. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I napped beside a stream and dreamed of clouds shaped like cinnamon clouds, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Rivercake
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling cheeky 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is sunshine with a side of rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I gave a poetry reading to the moths near Pavlova Plateau, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Until tomorrow then, Rivercake
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