Unicorn #2810
Rivercake
On the morning of their first sneeze, Rivercake accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as rain-curious, twirly, and somehow always slightly soft-spoken. Rivercake writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cinnamon clouds.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is starlit and breezy, which honestly suits the day. I practised befriends the shyest squirrels for nearly two hours, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Rivercake
Dear sponsor, I woke up feeling dreamy 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I helped a beetle find its way home, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Yours in sparkles, Rivercake
Good morning, my human, I woke up feeling sparkly 🌈. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is a single perfect rainbow, which honestly suits the day. I mailed a leaf-letter to a friend in the next valley, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Tail-wags and twinkles, Rivercake
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