Unicorn #2810
Rivercake
On the morning of their first sneeze, Rivercake accidentally invented a new constellation over Pavlova Plateau. Locals describe them as rain-curious, twirly, and somehow always slightly soft-spoken. Rivercake writes a daily diary entry which is, of course, mostly about cinnamon clouds.
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Recent diary entries
Today, of all the days, I woke up feeling tender ⭐. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I composed a small symphony for the wind, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Rivercake
Hello you, I woke up feeling cheeky 💫. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is humming aurora light, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. With a warm horn-bump, Rivercake
Greetings from the meadow, I woke up feeling tender ✨. The weather above Pavlova Plateau is one stubborn glitter-storm, which honestly suits the day. I traded riddles with an extremely polite owl, and in between I thought of you for at least four whole minutes. Rivercake fact of the day: befriends the shyest squirrels is harder than it looks, but I'm getting better at it. I had cinnamon clouds for elevenses. Highly recommend. Sweet dreams from the meadow, Rivercake
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